Not For Medicinal Purposes

Welcome all, to the inaugural (inblogural?) post of the newly minted tonywallaceworks.com. Before we get in to the actual blogtastic festivities, let me take a moment to clarify some things by explaining first of all what tonywallaceworks is NOT, but of which you may have become confused due to the nature of the title itself.

Tonywallaceworks is not a declaration that Tony Wallace is working. No one needs to know that, or cares, and if those that do ever found out it would only antagonize them into mobilizing their forces against me. I hate when people mobilize. So that's not it.

It's also not a declaration that I am in fact functional. Philsophers have debated this point for centuries and the best we can come up with is that the functionality of Tony Wallace is in itself unknowable. The best we can say is that he's doing SOMETHING, we just aren't sure what exactly, and no one wants to get close enough with a stick to poke it and find out.

Tonywallaceworks is also not a delicious sandwich in which all posted ingredients have been tossed together in a heartburn inducing melange of pain and yumminess as a thinly veiled scheme to get rid of extra food at the end of the day. But at least we're getting closer.

No, what tonywallaceworks IS, is a composite of various works and projects created by myself, that others have shown interest in. A repository* for artwork, short stories, animations, scripts, portraits, illustrations, and whatever else I deem I have to pass through my creative uterus into the blinkingly harsh light of day, because I don't believe in creative abortion.

In the future, as this blog develops under the loving guidance of my handlers and their many, many behavior adjustment techniques, hopefully the beatings will subside to a dull roar, and this will turn into a hub for all my creative endeavours.

*Not to be confused with a SUpository. Inserting this blog into you anus will not reduce swelling or inflammation of any kind, and only hurts both of us in the long run.